Archive for September, 2008

Honestly, I thought I’d seen it all

http://www.nola.com/news/t-p/capital/index.ssf?/base//news-6/122223371288730.xml&coll=1

Louisiana State Representative John LaBruzzo (Republican — go figure, Metairie) is proposing offering $1000 to pay poor women to have their tubes tied.  Oh, and guys too.

here

LaBruzzo told the The Times-Picayune that what he is “really studying
is any and all possibilities that we can [use to] reduce the number of
people that are going from generational welfare to generational
welfare.” After witnessing the evacuations from hurricanes Katrina and
Gustav, he told the New Orleans City Business that he “realized that
all these people were in Louisiana’s care and what a massive financial
responsibility that is to the state…I said, ‘I wonder if it might be a
good idea to pay some of these people to get sterilized.”

Sorta speechless…

Edit:  See my link! I can has linkz!  (Thanx Waterbaby and YGRS)

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That Next Presidential Campaign

In case you wonder, at times, whether there is even-handed treatment of the two candidates, you may want to consider these:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/30/tom-brokaw-acting-as-nbc_n_130453.html

and especially

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/30/moveon-demands-apology-fr_n_130538.html
(comes under the heading How to Lie with Statistics)

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Soooo……..Which One of These Sounds Presidential to You?

A great history lesson, and a good read

QotD: Hello, My Name is…

If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name be?

This one is soooo easy.

I have four older sisters.

They had the boy's name all picked out and ready for any of us, if any of us had ended up being a boy.

So I was the fifth in a row not to be named James Kindred (a family name, it seems).

I've always been glad I wasn't.

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Because I am just that immature

Watched the debates tonight with Sair, via Skype.
(Because, you know, there's nothing like keeping your kid up til 5am her time.)
We had a great epiphany:

John McCain is a thumb!

But to be more responsible for a moment, here's an interesting link re debate: http://factcheck.barackobama.com
It really is worthwhile reading through this stuff.

I am told there is a similar site for McCain as well, but that it doesn't give links to back up its claims.  I'm not interested in claims without footnotes, ya know?
Had enough of that from McCreep in the debate.

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itty bitty talking point thingy

from:  http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/26/us/politics/26watch.html?em

Ms. Couric asked her questions firmly but gently, careful not to
seem flippant or condescending. But she ended on a “gotcha” moment.
After Ms. Palin attacked Senator Barack Obama
for saying he would meet with leaders of Syria and Iran without
preconditions, Ms. Couric reminded the governor that she recently met
with former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger,
who supports direct diplomacy with both countries. “Are you saying
Henry Kissinger is naïve?” Ms. Couric asked. Ms. Palin replied, “I’ve
never heard Henry Kissinger say, ‘Yeah, I’ll meet with these leaders
without preconditions being met.’ ”

After the interview, Ms.
Couric faced the camera and added a postscript. “Incidentally, we
confirmed Henry Kissinger’s position following our interview,” she
said, explaining that Mr. Kissinger supports talks “without
preconditions.”

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Drop everything, the circus is coming to town

“Now that we are on the verge of making a deal, John McCain airdrops himself in to help us make a deal,” said Representative Barney Frank,
of Massachusetts and chairman of the House Financial Services
Committee. “Frankly, we are going to have to interrupt a negotiating
session tomorrow between Democrats and Republicans on a bill where I
think we are getting pretty close to troop down to the White House for
a photo op.”

(http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/26/us/politics/26debatecnd.html?_r=1&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss&oref=slogin)

EDIT

WASHINGTON – Warned that time was running short to bolster the
distressed economy, congressional Republicans and Democrats reported
agreement in principle Thursday on a $700 billion bailout of the
financial industry, and said they would present it to the Bush administration in hopes of a vote within days.

Emerging from a two-hour negotiating session, Sen. Chris Dodd, D-Conn., said, "We are very confident that we can act expeditiously."

The bipartisan consensus on the general direction of the legislation was reported just hours before President Bush was to host presidential contenders Barack Obama and John McCain and congressional leaders at the White House for discussions on how to clear obstacles to the unpopular rescue plan.

from:  http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080925/ap_on_bi_ge/financial_meltdown

Sooo, we can haz debate????

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This is a funny one

If you've been listening to him try to link Obama to the MacTwins.

If you stop to think about it, actually, pretty much when you hear McCain come up with a specific accusation against Obama, it works pretty well to just stop and see whether it applies better to McCain himself.

 

McCain's Top Staffers Were Paid by Freddie Mac until Last Month

An
article
in Newsweek has now revealed that McCain's campaign manager, Rick Davis, was receiving monthly $15,000 checks
until last month from Freddie Mac, the mortgage agency that the government recently took over.
In addition, the head of McCain's transition team, William Timmons, Sr., was a registered lobbyist for Freddie Mac
until this month according to an
article
on Bloomberg News. His firm received $260,000 this year for unspecified work.
Although McCain likes to rail against lobbyists and how he will put them in their place,
having his campaign being run by people who lobbied for Freddie Mac cuts to the heart of his pitch as a reformer.
This story is soon going to be all over the place (see for example,
Newsday,
the NY Times,
and
Roll Call).

from: http://www.electoral-vote.com/

(Though, as they say, I bet you'll be seeing more of this one)

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Hey, why don’t we do this?

From the New York Times:  http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/23/business/worldbusiness/23krona.html?em

A banking system in crisis after the collapse of a housing bubble. An
economy hemorrhaging jobs. A market-oriented government struggling to
stem the panic. Sound familiar?

It does to Sweden. The country was so far in the hole in 1992 —
after years of imprudent regulation, short-sighted economic policy and
the end of its property boom — that its banking system was, for all
practical purposes, insolvent.

But Sweden took a different course than the one now being proposed by the Unietd States Treasury. And Swedish officials say there are lessons from their own nightmare that Washington may be missing.

Sweden did not just bail out its financial institutions by having
the government take over the bad debts. It extracted pounds of flesh
from bank shareholders before writing checks. Banks had to write down
losses and issue warrants to the government.

That strategy held
banks responsible and turned the government into an owner. When
distressed assets were sold, the profits flowed to taxpayers, and the
government was able to recoup more money later by selling its shares in
the companies as well.

“If I go into a bank,” said Bo Lundgren,
who was Sweden’s finance minister at the time, “I’d rather get equity
so that there is some upside for the taxpayer.”

Sweden spent 4 percent of its gross domestic product,
or 65 billion kronor, the equivalent of $11.7 billion at the time, or
$18.3 billion in today’s dollars, to rescue ailing banks. That is
slightly less, proportionate to the national economy, than the $700
billion, or roughly 5 percent of gross domestic product, that the Bush
administration estimates its own move will cost in the United States.

But
the final cost to Sweden ended up being less than 2 percent of its
G.D.P. Some officials say they believe it was closer to zero, depending
on how certain rates of return are calculated……

By the end of the crisis, the Swedish government had seized a vast
portion of the banking sector, and the agency had mostly fulfilled its
hard-nosed mandate to drain share capital before injecting cash. When
markets stabilized, the Swedish state then reaped the benefits by
taking the banks public again.

More money may yet come into
official coffers. The government still owns 19.9 percent of Nordea, a
Stockholm bank that was fully nationalized and is now a highly regarded
giant in Scandinavia and the Baltic Sea region.

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I guess it would make too damn much sense.

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Phish story

from the brilliant blog of Momo: http://joannao.blogspot.com

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I
am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has
had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800
billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would
be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram,
lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the
Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of
the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This
transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We
need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot
directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because
we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that
I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a
next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with
all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and
those of your children and grandchildren to
wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission
for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond
with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect
the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson

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Excuse me, but isn’t this where I got on?

from TruthTeller998:

U.S. Denies Incursion into Pakistan

DERA ISMAIL KHAN, Pakistan (AP) — Pakistani troops and tribesmen
opened fire on two U.S. helicopters that crossed into the country from
neighboring Afghanistan, intelligence officials said Monday. The U.S.
denied the report.

The helicopters did not return fire and
re-entered Afghan airspace without landing, the officials said,
speaking on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to
speak to media.

"There was no such incursion, there was no such event," said Col. Gary L. Keck, Defense Department spokesman.

"There was no such incursion, there was no such event,"

Cambodia anyone?

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Pretty much how I feel

There's this great website: http://www.electoral-vote.com
Updates on the the poll results, comments, shows history on them, cool.

Except that I've been looking at these things too much.
And now I'm starting to empathize with graphs.

For example, Florida, 2004, 2008.

Prostrate with a headache, poor thing.

And Ohio?

Sticking its finger in an electrical socket?
Pounding its head on the floor?

And, or course, my poor state:

Looks as if its laid out for a crime scene.
(Oh, and maybe put on a few pounds since 2004.)
 

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Bunny regeneration booth fully operational

ACK _ My Posts are Gone!

Not all of them, but some I know ought to be there.
There was one on kitty litter brands.
There were at least a couple on the petfood thing last year.
That's what I went to look for, and there is no sign of it.
I wanted to retrieve some of the information from it, and it's gone???????

Waaaaahhh!!
Vox is eating my posts!
What do I do now?

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My Bike Theft Story

Because DeWitte just told his…

Many years ago now, I worked on campus.
One day, coming back after lunch, an old guy passes me on the path riding a bicycle, weaving all over the path.
Finally he just falls over off the thing right in front of me.
So I'm all worried that grandpa has damaged himself, and run over to help.

I lifted the bike off him, asking if he's okay.
But then I see, wrapped around the handlebars of the bike, a cut bike chain.
And realize that the reason (or one of the reasons) the guy had had such a hard time riding the thing was that he was holding a bolt cutter in one hand.
Because I am utterly brilliant, I say:

 "This isn't your bicycle."

And the guy runs off, leaving me holding it.
So now I'm standing there holding a hot bicycle, and late for work.
I walked it to the police office, and got back to my rather crabby supervisor about half an hour late.
To do her credit though, she got less crabby the next day when the bike's owner came by – a very sweet freshman, bearing candy
She was beside herself with happiness that her stolen bike had been recovered because  her mom couldn't afford a new one.
She was crying.
I still have the candy box, for keeping pins in.

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Because I soooo need more ways to waste time

Check out graphjam.com

My favorite:

171

thanks Sair

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Not from a plane, Not from a train, (and especially) Not with a brain

 Email from the NDRC (who are utterly cool folks):

Let me bring you up to speed. Last
March, the Bush Administration declared the Northern Rockies'
wolf population "fully recovered," then it handed off
responsibility for the wolves to Wyoming, Idaho and Montana.
Just as we predicted, a bloodbath ensued, with 110 wolves
slaughtered by state agents and hunters in as many days.

NRDC, Earthjustice and 11 other conservation groups
raced to court and won an injunction that put a temporary halt
to the killing until the full case could be heard. We fully
expected to fight a drawn-out courtroom battle in order to win a
permanent victory.

But thanks to the Bush
Administration's surrender, that battle will NOT
happen.
Instead, the wolves of Yellowstone and the
surrounding region will remain protected by federal law.

That means Wyoming, Montana and Idaho will
NOT be allowed to begin the extermination of
hundreds of wolves this fall as part of a massive public hunt —
the first in more than three decades. Instead, those wolves will
continue to roam the Rockies — wild and free — as nature and
the law intended!

Why did U.S. Fish and Wildlife
officials throw in the towel? They had to face up to the fact
that their case against wolf protection would never hold up in
court. Above all, they ignored the best available science
showing that wolf populations had not fully recovered.

In the end, the Administration had little choice but to
put its tail between its legs and beat a hasty retreat.

Make no mistake: the fight doesn't end here. You can be
sure the federal government will be back soon enough with a new
plan. And the states will learn their lessons and return with
yet another scheme for killing wolves.

See also http://www.nrdc.org/media/2008/080917.asp

So what is it with Republican administrations and wolves?

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And it shows too

Headline from my Yahoo welcome page (http://us.mc1104.mail.yahoo.com/mc/welcome?.rand=03dvjncdq1sov)

#newsmodule img {width:131.75675675676px}
 

I think he's pretty much got it now.

Edit:  Dang, someone caught it.  Headline now reads:

Bush says he's working to calm economic turmoil
(AP)

Spoilsports

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That Palin Email thing

The smartest thing I've heard said about the matter:

Andrée McLeod, who filed the FOIA request  [to view emails dealing with Alaska government that were sent via Palin's personal accounts), said yesterday evening
that Palin should have known better than to conduct state business
using an unsecured e-mail account.

"If this woman is so careless as to conduct state business on a
private e-mail account that has been hacked into, what in the world is
she going to do when she has access to information that is vital to our
national security interests?" she asked.

(From: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/17/AR2008091703304.html?hpid=topnews)

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And, of course, Melamine redux – this time with babies

From here:  http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/17/world/asia/17milk.html?th&emc=th
and here: http://tvnz.co.nz/view/page/1316907/2085421

Some of you may recall the pet food fiasco in which melamine added to petfood caused thousands of deaths of animals, and was eventually tracked down to adulteration of ingredients in China.
Specially it was traced to the addition of plastic – melamine, like your grandmother's unbreakable dishes – which confused the analysis of protein by adding more nitrogen, and causing it to read higher.

Well, here it is again, in infant formula.
They've got infants with acute kidney failure.
Baby formula made with contaminated powered milk.
The contamination has mainly been found in China, but the companies involved have shipped products to other countries.
It's turned up in youghert in Hong Kong, for example.

Wasn't I just saying something about responsibility?
Why has regulation turned into a four-letter word?

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caught my eye in passing

From  the NYTimes: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7620847.stm

"We've gone from a golden era of banking and financial services,"
said Kenneth D. Lewis, the chief executive of Bank of America as the
bank he heads prepared to buy Merrill Lynch.

"It's going to be tougher," Mr. Lewis said. "There are going to
be fewer companies, and we are going to have to be better at what we do

A "golden era" for whom, exactly?
Deregulated, irresponsible greedy bastards who have basically sacked the American middle class?
By "better" does he mean, dare I say it, responsible?
What a notion.

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Scary Reading

In case you wanted to read about Palin in Alaska:

And this part is for AmyH (who clearly just isn't doing enough with her extensive experience with cows):

WASILLA, Alaska — Gov. Sarah Palin lives by the maxim that all politics is local, not to mention personal.

So when there was a vacancy at the top of the State Division of
Agriculture, she appointed a high school classmate, Franci Havemeister,
to the $95,000-a-year directorship. A former real estate agent, Ms.
Havemeister cited her childhood love of cows as a qualification for
running the roughly $2 million agency.

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Lists

New Texting Acronyms
for the Elderly.

by Tominda Adkins

– – – –

BIMD: Back in my day

ROFLACGU: Rolling on the floor laughing and can't get up

ML2N?: Matlock tonight?

OMGWTF: Oh my. Gee whiz. Tutti-frutti.

MBDC: My bad. Damn cataracts.

WIOLATS: Wore it out like a turn signal.

GTALNINFTCW: Gee, thanks a lot, now I'll never finish that crossword. 

OR

Other Things
There Will Be,
in Addition
to Blood.

BY MEREDITH RODKEY AND SCOTT RODKEY

– – – –

Refreshments

A representative on hand to answer your questions

No horseplay

Minor delays

After-holiday sales

An end to this

A brief pause while we transfer your call

Light

No dessert unless you finish your carrots, mister

Consequences

Found here at the brilliant:  http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists

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No one needs to know the truth about what you’re really doing in your office.

But I have to admit that when Redz said that, I started to wonder what really goes on behind that closed door….

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or maybe:

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or perhaps even, after a particularly bad day:

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Because we all know, it's bigger on the inside.

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