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Phish story

from the brilliant blog of Momo: http://joannao.blogspot.com

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I
am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has
had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800
billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would
be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram,
lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the
Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of
the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This
transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We
need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot
directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because
we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that
I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a
next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with
all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and
those of your children and grandchildren to
wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission
for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond
with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect
the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson

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