But am I the only person marveling at this woman’s inventiveness?
You can do anything with duct tape, even daycare.
Southern California woman held for duct-taping toddler
County sheriff’s deputies went to the home of the 19-year-old Hesperia woman after she allegedly sent a photo to friend that showed her 2-year-old son with duct tape around his hands, feet and mouth. The recipient called authorities.
The San Bernardino Sun says Higgins told authorities that she was taping up a window and though it would be funny to tape up her son. He was found in a playpen with bits of tape still clinging to him. The boy was turned over to the county child welfare agency.
(Actually, this mostly sounds like a joke gone wrong, though of course I could be mistaken.)