Ebil Number Tiem!

From Tom  (my Tom, that is)

666 is the Number of the BEAST

670 – Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI – Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000000 – Number of the High Precision Beast

665.9999954 – Number of the Pentium Beast

0.666 – Number of the Millibeast

/666 – Beast Common Denominator

666 x sq. rt (-1) – Imaginary number of the Beast

1010011010 – Binary of the Beast 6

1-666 – Area code of the Beast

00666 – Zip code of the Beast

1-900-666-0666 – Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute.

$665.95 – Retail price of the Beast

$699.25 – Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95 – Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$606.66 – Wal-Mart price of the Beast

$566.66 – Costco/Price Club price of the Beast

Phillips 666 – Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666 – Way of the Beast

666 F – Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k – Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg – Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66 % – 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 -minimum deposit.

Lotus 6-6-6 – Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66 – Word Processor of the Beast

i66686 – CPU of the Beast

666i – BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 (revised) – Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

668 – Next-door neighbor of the Beast

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14 responses to this post.

  1. Wow, Tom! They’re all great. I like the phone a beast best!

    333 – son of a beast.

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  2. these are all great.

    666 Swedish meatballs – the IKEA lunch special of the beast

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  3. I enjoyed this…

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  4. Posted by robpixaday on September 12, 2010 at 7:36 am

    LMHO….super!!!!
    Love the binary one esp.

    999 …….Bats in the Beast’s Belfry.

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  5. I had seen this before some time ago, but it is always worth seeing again. Plus the peeps’ additions.

    Doesn’t Sair have the Cell Phone of the Beast?

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  6. That was hugely amusing. Of course my mind is racing quickly trying to come up with more,lol. Fail!

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  7. Princesskasren here…that is so funny and I love the green background.

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  8. Hilarious!!!

    Took me a moment to realize this was from YOUR Tom, lauo!

    I’ll have to study this more intently! 😀

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  9. Interesting fact…Topeka, Kansas, sort of has the zip code of the beast. All the zips in that area start with 666.

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  10. 666 Oven temperature for Roast Beast! 😀 Love it!

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