Despite being given multiple opportunities, none of the resident cats – not even the utterly clueless and about to have hims hairballs snipped Nikita Kitten –
None of them.
Are a food stuff.
Or even a toy.
Family feline reactions all fell in the narrow range between incomprehension and obliviousness.
Your choice: "What is this?" or "What is what?"
But no "NOM" from this lot.