Because it was spring.
And then there are lots of conservatories.
I mean, I think Their Majesties get bored, and say, "Oh, what say I build another conservatory, over at Kew?"
So they do.
And many photo opportunities.
There are flowers too.
I had a sausage roll.
Food Of The Gods.
Their tea rooms were all full of squalling infants.
So we hopped on the Tube, and went to the National Gallery cafe, and had The Best Cream Tea Ever.
That is a jar of the best raspberry jam in the world.
And that huge blob on the side of the scone is clotted cream.
You see, you put the jam on the scone, and then some cream…
(eyes glaze over)
Oh, and there's tea with it too.