Relax, my results are oddly benign.
(Have they forgotten about Hitler?)
Oh, and the blood making me faint.
I'm starting to sound like an eatee rather than an eater to myself now.
Strangely enough, this quiz is from a dating service page.
Makes you think a bit.
It really must be a jungle out there.
Same site offers The Death Report, While You Were Entering This World, Who Was Departing?
It comes complete with a list of the natural disasters of the year.
(The Great Flood of 1951 and Mount Lamington, fyi)
And a list of people over the years who died on your birthday.
Amongst a slew of folks I've never heard of, I get these guys.
2004 Jacques Derrida
1982 Fernando Lamas
1869 Franklin Pierce
1754 Henry Fielding
Complete randomly morbid WIN.
This dating site utterly rules.
If I were looking, I would simply have to be looking here.*
*"Find someone as Awesome as You Are"
And, presumably, someone equivalently likely to eat/not eat their companions — unless maybe it would be better to match up in eater/eatee pairs.