Did somebody elect this guy for anything at all and I missed it?

Apparently Rush Limbaugh wants to meet with the President so that he can present him with this piece of crap.
Here's my favorite part:

So let's look at how the vote came out, shall
we?  Fifty-three percent of voters in this country — we'll say, for
the sake of this proposal, 53% of Americans — voted for Obama. 
Forty-six percent voted for Senator McCain, and 1% voted for wackos. 
Let's give the remaining 1% to President Obama, so let's say that 54%
voted for President Obama and 46% voted for Senator McCain.  As a way
to bring the country together and at the same time determine the most
effective way to deal with recessions, under the Obama-Limbaugh
Stimulus Plan of 2009, $540 billion of the one trillion will be spent
on infrastructure as defined by President Obama and the Democrats.  The
remaining $460 billion, or 46% that voted for Senator McCain, will be
directed towards tax cuts, as determined by me.

I was going to ask, is he high or something?
Then I realized, oops, could be.

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13 responses to this post.

  1. CHRIST! The penis contests just keep coming…

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  2. Oh, for goodness sake. The thing that scares me most about him (beyond his mind) is that there are people who take him seriously. Who thinks he makes sense. And has good judgment.Hell, meet handbasket. *sigh*

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  3. What a tool.

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  4. sorries, we don't haz proportional democracymajority rulessuck it, Rush

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  5. I cannot believe that guy is still around and people are still listening to him.

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  6. "I was going to ask, is he high or something?"
    Well, he did have that "little" pill problem…

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  7. The arrogance that he presumes to speak for the 46% truly astounds me. Come to think of it, no it doesn't.

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  8. Wait…We were having a penis contest? How come no one called me? Dammit. Late to the party again… <sigh> LOL

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  9. I wish that his Oxycontin deafness was permanent. That would have been really nice.

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  10. Rush Limbaugh is a revolting human being. Wait, scratch that…I don't think he's human. He's just a lowly little turd.
    How anyone anywhere can listen to him after he got himself hooked on prescription pills and then continued to pass judgment on all other human beings for absolutely everything is beyond me.

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  11. Is this the bit where he throws his papers and crayons down, stomps on
    them and says it's not "FAaaiiiiir!" and that no one ever listens to him?
    Cause if it is I'm makin popcorn. How come I never get invited to the penis-contests? ;_;

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  12. In the language of the internet (where the occasional pearl of wisdom may in fact be gleaned)… don't feed the trolls. Especially the drug-addled dribblecocks, the marginalized cracker-ass pigs, the desperately irrelevant, and the loudmouthed attention whores. (Haha! I fool you! Is all SAME GUY!! Giggles!) The man's arch-nemesis was right.

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  13. Next time we'll put up lots and lots of posters.

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