Apparently Rush Limbaugh wants to meet with the President so that he can present him with this piece of crap.
Here's my favorite part:
So let's look at how the vote came out, shall
we? Fifty-three percent of voters in this country — we'll say, for
the sake of this proposal, 53% of Americans — voted for Obama.
Forty-six percent voted for Senator McCain, and 1% voted for wackos.
Let's give the remaining 1% to President Obama, so let's say that 54%
voted for President Obama and 46% voted for Senator McCain. As a way
to bring the country together and at the same time determine the most
effective way to deal with recessions, under the Obama-Limbaugh
Stimulus Plan of 2009, $540 billion of the one trillion will be spent
on infrastructure as defined by President Obama and the Democrats. The
remaining $460 billion, or 46% that voted for Senator McCain, will be
directed towards tax cuts, as determined by me.
I was going to ask, is he high or something?
Then I realized, oops, could be.
Posted by DKN on January 29, 2009 at 1:11 pm
CHRIST! The penis contests just keep coming…
Posted by notjustanotherpumpkin on January 29, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Oh, for goodness sake. The thing that scares me most about him (beyond his mind) is that there are people who take him seriously. Who thinks he makes sense. And has good judgment.Hell, meet handbasket. *sigh*
Posted by Doug on January 29, 2009 at 1:50 pm
What a tool.
Posted by mariser on January 29, 2009 at 2:11 pm
sorries, we don't haz proportional democracymajority rulessuck it, Rush
Posted by Lauri on January 29, 2009 at 3:07 pm
I cannot believe that guy is still around and people are still listening to him.
Posted by Kzinti on January 29, 2009 at 3:39 pm
"I was going to ask, is he high or something?"
Well, he did have that "little" pill problem…
Posted by Snowy on January 29, 2009 at 4:01 pm
The arrogance that he presumes to speak for the 46% truly astounds me. Come to think of it, no it doesn't.
Posted by Kzinti on January 29, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Wait…We were having a penis contest? How come no one called me? Dammit. Late to the party again… <sigh> LOL
Posted by michellemybelle on January 29, 2009 at 6:40 pm
I wish that his Oxycontin deafness was permanent. That would have been really nice.
Posted by Farfaraway on January 29, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Rush Limbaugh is a revolting human being. Wait, scratch that…I don't think he's human. He's just a lowly little turd.
How anyone anywhere can listen to him after he got himself hooked on prescription pills and then continued to pass judgment on all other human beings for absolutely everything is beyond me.
Posted by Dib on January 30, 2009 at 7:07 am
Is this the bit where he throws his papers and crayons down, stomps on
them and says it's not "FAaaiiiiir!" and that no one ever listens to him?
Cause if it is I'm makin popcorn. How come I never get invited to the penis-contests? ;_;
Posted by Teho on January 30, 2009 at 8:44 am
In the language of the internet (where the occasional pearl of wisdom may in fact be gleaned)… don't feed the trolls. Especially the drug-addled dribblecocks, the marginalized cracker-ass pigs, the desperately irrelevant, and the loudmouthed attention whores. (Haha! I fool you! Is all SAME GUY!! Giggles!) The man's arch-nemesis was right.
Posted by lauowolf on January 30, 2009 at 11:06 am
Next time we'll put up lots and lots of posters.