shaggy dog story

from here:

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher
whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck
up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to
Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President .

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and
you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a
post turtle.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he
continued to explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she
doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up
there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb a$$ put her up there to
begin with.

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2 responses to this post.

  1. LOL! Good one!

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  2. This is the gods' honest truth, dontcha know!!!! *wink*

    Reply

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