Sadly there is a downside to indefinitely postponing the laundry.
Here you have it.
The clean laundry is eating my cat.
I was prepared for the dirty laundry to try something like this eventually, but the clean laundry.
I washed it, I folded it.
Admittedly, that was some time ago, but still, it's had its fair share of attention.
Think I'd better go see what's going on with the kitchen sink.
Sarah went in there, and now it's disturbingly quiet.